Monday, March 2, 2009

Dress For Contemporary Solo

invented words with another woman

Joaquin Berto, a writer, deviser words, irrational entigretado with touches of calcium sulfate. Hailed by the independent press, cheered by young hienescos melanin overwhelmed. Famous for esquilofrases as "Miraculous spinning wheel, sharp, clear crap, random, eroded, unmistakable rough skin of a camel, like a turtle with traces of crimson fucked a daiquiri glass." This man, messiah of a new narrative asensibilidad, we found a hot morning in February with a deep fever at home. He looked away. Nothing. The refrigerator. Nothing. Pantry. Nothing. The toilet. Nothing. Bird cage. Nothing. His canzoncillos. Hardly. The dishwasher. Nothing. Searching for his fourth found the solution to the puzzle: your computer. Your computer sucked. Then called a technician, one either, "enazulmonado like a whale semen restregante drawn upside down with crayons in black and white bastard prick enazulmonado encabrietado because, just by clicking empinchetando dirty sadness tears of stone " typed as he expected.

Then it was technical. Although the apparatus looked and I wonder what you do, sir? I am a writer of words nventador . Uhh, bad thing, "said the technician. You see, always offering up words a complication to the computer: they are newly hatched, so you just control your sphincter, and instead of peeing, because they need to pee in the trash, do it in the CPU, making everything smell shit. Did not you write rude words? The truth is yes. Uhh, horrible, rude words shit everywhere. You have to look after them. If, moreover, fluttering leaves, ie if not placed in a context where it is domesticated, they become wild. So how does the computer smell Joyce, asked Berto. Horrible, smelly, but lived in Ireland, and there all smells really bad, so it achacaría to drunken pissed on his website as well, that tipple so you know ... Ahh. Well, I will note sir, thank you.

Thus, once the technician left, Joaquin invented words, began to remove profanity and neologisms. It was then found and translated the phrase: "With the blue overalls, like the night to scrub fluid of a calf drawn with colored pencils black and white, blue overalls smarty sulking because of punctures, eventually getting the skewer to prick the dirty sadness tears of stone. " And then as the Word was beginning to malfunction. As if, after missing the fragrant words, a kind of anarchy reigned in the program. Began to fill the texts alone, without writing anything suspiciously resulting sentences equal to everything he had written earlier. Atiuste, he said, lie looked bored her pride as an artist. Therefore tried to give coherence to his words: "I had a blue jumpsuit ... I was sick of what I did ... his life was a mass of loose women, as if someone had Scrubbing ... no ... as if I had all the makings of a nostalgic life in color, but just saw all white ... no .... " Damn, you're not going anywhere so, Joaquin said Berto (he always liked to be treated you.) Wrote "rationalizing elefantesco greening." Damn, you're smelling bad, he thought. Made a determination, would come down to the drugstore to per colony, to develop his art was worth a good perfume. There was a couple of apples foreshortening enhijoputizando entorneo my body sharp corners that my tears. " Entered the store, relieved, at last was back just before overcome adversity, and once passed over the purist language, now would do the same with the union, fired up and smelling gigabytes.

- Sorry, the cashier asked, does perfume for your computer?
- No, sorry, I was exhausted, he answered with little eye contact. He added the last one I just brought this gentleman in horn-rimmed glasses.

Thursday, February 19, 2009

Ruger 10 22 What Wood

Discussions

The other talked and talked: That woman is a nuisance, have you seen it move? bandy-legged. He watched her as she porphyria. He felt nothing for her. For a moment was observed in the mirror that was facing the bed. Yes, the growing belly, but still kept intact his precious hair. Nothing could be deprived of the right of appeal and hairy forties. Unlike when he met her. 22. Short hair, leave for dialing. She wore a beret, stopped wearing only a year later but that he always imagines he does on it. " Skinny pants are blue with a matching jacket. That image, unbeknownst to him until years later, would mark his life forever. When he saw her she looked closer, we observed obliquely, delaying the time to face his eyes, and then broke the journey, as closing the fan accidentally opened its shadow. And so, in the dim flicker of the eyelids, decidió que tenía que conocer a aquella chica. Ahora la otra le hablaba. Estúpida estrábica, cuando la veo siento nauseas. No sé qué la ves. Me duele que puedas sentir algo por ella, o que lo hayas sentido. Él no negaba nada. La miraba, a veces girando el cuello hacia donde ella permanecñia sentada, a veces a través del espejo. A los siete meses fueron a vivir juntos. Ella añadió entonces un tatuaje a su piel blanquecina, dos pequeños delfines en su omóplato derecho. El día que se los puso lo hicieron cinco veces seguidas, aquel desenfreno sexual era placer, eran celos, el genoma completo del ardor, miedo. Y luego respiraban, and embraced, without shaking, no need to imagine. Then she had the arms to the neck, showing her breasts in all fullness, and he, believing himself to another within, the fiercely had to finally hold her again. Abandoning himself to be a lot in two, to be one, and in this one, as many as one and a fit in two lives. sex with her must be horrible, I told the woman. He averted his gaze from the mirror to lock into unrecognizable objects around him. And they were the same about him since 15 years ago, when she moved with her there. Newly married and expecting their first child, empirical evidence of the tacit agreement both parsimonious and enjoy that happiness, placid, like a valley surrounded by steep Austrian and snowy mountains. Once Rachel was born at times escaped to a warm neutral space. The woman, now rose from the bed. He looked at her, giving up to find the dolphins on his back, there they had no place. He raised the blinds. It was hot. Too. He dug the toe the bottom of his bed, looking a little shiver that family was minimal. The first time I saw this woman could not believe he would have felt something for her, she said. He did not know Tamara to a year earlier. It was a neighbor, a newcomer, newly widowed. At two months of opening the door after he presented her as the new tenant of the third, had been her lover. The promise nothing. Silent, Tamara interpreting the gesture as a thoughtful gesture. Why?, Tell . She was enraged at his silence. Theirs was an affair interrupted and resumed in separate occasions. His wife take long to know something. And all that she thought as she looked out the window now, asking the reasons why, at his side, somehow imagined another. Do you think about it? Tell me. He was silent, threading the frayed memories of the day on which both were a conscious being the other. She looked at Tamara with pain. The glass of wine was on the edges remains of lipstick. Tamara pretended to control the situation. Someone in another apartment, flushed, and the noise, alien to them, he slammed, many layers in which almost seemed clavársele to someone other than, persons, who, as if it were a Russian doll, lived inside. Shouted someone in the yard the elevator!. do you still see this bitch , now asked the woman. He looked up, startled. That bitch is my wife!